8.04.2012

BK vs. The World: Fruits

Power rankings of fruits by group:

1. Of the tree (peach, banana, plantain, cherry, plum, lime, nectarine, apple, orange, grapefruit, lemon, pomegranate, genip)

2. Berries (straw-, black-, rasp-, blue-)

3. Of the vine (grape, watermelon, kiwi, honeydew, cantaloupe)

4. Those which are considerably better or worse than their normal groups (mango, cucumber, avocado, cranberry, lychee, apricot, fig, pumpkin*)

5. Tropical (pineapple, coconut, passionfruit, papaya)

6. Dried (date, raisin, prune)

7. Vegetables masquerading as fruits (tomato, olive, pepper, zucchini, eggplant)

Nos. 1 and 2 posed a tough decision for which I may never forgive myself.

Nuts were not considered so as to avoid a botanical debate.

* - Advanced solely on the basis of its pies.

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